Somnos

Somnos

Somnos is a Dormian city located in the Ural Mountains. The Founding Tree of Somnos is the life of the Dormian cities.

Aftermath of Dragoonya War And Education

The Somnositans are known as peaceful, strong, and educated people of Dormia. Dormia, is a Portugese, American, and British, German, Icelandic, and Asian territory. It is very little that no one knows about them. Dormia broke up into Lisbon, Atlanta, Southampton, Dortmund, Hafnarfjörður, and Tokyo by 07/02/16. (February 02, 2016 (I live in the UK). With that being said, an American national stuck up girl mocked a respected math god during band class in a middle school in Ridgewood NJ, USA, music wars (and regular wars) started in Somnos, right after the battle of the Dormians and the Dragoonya ended in 2012 (right after Spain defeated Italy 4-0 to be exact and the Euro 12 finals (was the olympics still going at that time?). The math god Asian (AKA yours truly) sent troops from Portugal, England, Germany, Iceland, China, and South Korea to find the stuck up girls hiding spot, on the Southern part of Somnos. (The artistic, weak, rude, and stupid part of Somnos). Lian Xing, a distraught madam soldier of the GI's was distraught because her partner Gabe was killed over 9000 years ago, and her other partner Teresa Lipan was brutally stabbed by the stuck up girl in the first heat of battle, and killed. Lian found stuck up racist girl, and beated her well, though stuck up girl, with one blow fromer her awful flute playing, made LIan deaf, and as a final finish, she took the machette from the distracted Xing and cut through Xing's trachea, Xing tried to do complex math, but can't, and laid dead. FT WINGYOU (AKA your author) charged along the rest of the army at Mrs. Stuck Up, forcing her to commit suicide. (This war was just like the war against General Loxoc and Kiril). Because FT WINGYOu is there, Dormia's education system was the best by a significant margin, when it still existed.

The Culture and Sports of Dormia.

The Dormians like whatever FT WINGYOU plays.That is, fast piano (playing canon in d as fast as you can to tick your father off, and peaceful flute. Somnos is a poor man's London. (I mean rich man's London). THey have two football (soccer) clubs after the war against math and music, and only music. (Somnos Reds Army 2004, or Calvary or North Somnos, like London Reds is Arsenal/North London, and Somnos Blues Army 2004, or Fairest Maids (corresponds to Chelsea/London Blues). Somnos' citizens also major in basketball, chess, cross country, and Dating as sports. (Oh wait, one guy even bowled. Anyway back to the most popular sport, Our genius/hero gave up swimming, to do his actual favorite sport. And he came a long way, being the Asian American Theirry Henry. Loxoc, Andrew (I hate the name Andrea) Pirlo (who used to be part of Somnos Blues, until he came to his senses), and Rigby Lehmann (Reincarnation of a non-highschool dropout Riby, who's also athletic. Rigby is Icelandic-Korean in this life time, he established himself as the best keeper at 7, playing for South Korea's 1st team and was 13 when he played for Calvary. He played until 50, and he still has a 82 rated fifa card even at that age. He retired at 75 with a 76 rated card and a 10090909 legends card. (Can your pokemon cards get that OP? (RIbgy of Regular Show) were the legends of the team. CR7, joined so now he has two national teams to play for, (the Dormian team and Portugese team, now he has to win a national title. And he did, Portugal played Dormia at the 2002 World Cup and Dormia won 3-2, eventually Dormia went on to beat Uruguay 5-3 in the semi-finals and SPain 6-0 in the finals. At the all stars cup, they became a club again, Somnos Reds Army 2004. Their most remarkable match was when they came back from 2-0 down against the away team, 1988 Netherlands (with Van Basten GUllit, etc) and won a penalty shootout with Rigby Lehmann doing Jens Lehmann style penalty saves. (He saved 3 penalties, while his counterpart Dutch Keeper Vandebrruuugeeen only saved one from Notsuda, and surprisingly, saw a FT WINGYOU effort soar high in the sky. ) Calvary, North Somnos, Somnos Reds Army whatever you want to call it, won 3-2 on pens and made semi-finals (sorry for not including you first round portion of tournament, you are not exciting). They went on to beat Brazil 1970 and 70's All Stars. They then beated a fantasy team and a cloned team of themselves, genetically clone by FT WINGYOU's clone. (Only FT WINGYOU GETS TO DO BIOLOGY EXPERIMENTS IN DORMIA WHILE YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!) Anywyay, Loxoc was murdered years later, and a moment of silence for him was granted at Dormia's finally football matches before their break up into big cities of big nations. "He was a exceptional guy". remarked CR7 in tears. WEll that's the sports and culture of Dormia. Wait one more thing about culture, Dancing. Dormia banned school dances, so kids can do better in school. This was requested by FT WINGYOU. All the kids can now make their new nations a more educated place, and teachers of those nations all love FT WINGYOU, even the students, hey who couldn't????